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…in a movie, no less! Talk about awkward- you can see Cameron Diaz and her ex-boyfriend Justin Timberlake make love with their clothes on in a hilarious scene in the new movie Bad Teacher. Diaz and Timberlake were together from 2003 to 2007, and though the two are now friends (Diaz calls the scene “an absurdity, a form of hilarity for all of us involved”) that must have been very uneasy to film. And that’s not even counting the tenderness- director Jake Kasdan says they shot the scene “almost all day”. Ouch!

See naughty naked pics of Cameron Diaz, like her nipple slip in Vanilla Sky (2001) on MrSkin.com.

Emma Stone was already an official Fanboy Lust Object, thanks to her starring role in Zombieland and her many on-the-record quips on the subject of the undead. And now that she’s the new Mary Jane Watson, and is rumored to be attached to the upcoming Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, it looks like that Starfleet of nerd boners won’t be returning to base any time soon.

But don’t get too excited, gents, because rumor has it that Emma’s Spider-Man costar Andrew Garfield already has her in his web of pencil-necked geekery. The two are said to be very close after meeting on set, and in a recent interview with E! Andrew praised that Emma is “incredibly sweet, funny, down to earth, [and] genuine.” Damn, Andrew, save some for the pillow talk, wouldja?

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The ashes of Adrienne Palicki’s failed Wonder Woman pilot have barely cooled, but since fantasy casting is the internet’s second favorite sport (after captioning pictures of cats), rumor is already flying that Mad Men Star Christina Hendricks and her Wonder Melons will be the next to don the red-white-and-blue bustier.

What is the source of this chatter? Well, Danish film director Nicholas Winding Refn has said that he is interested in directing a film version, and about the pneumatic Ms. Hendricks he has said: “If I ever get to do it, she’s going to be it.” Likewise, in interviews Christina has said she would be delighted to take on the role.

So basically it’s nothing. But you don’t need a magic lasso of truth to know what Mr. Skin thinks about the idea of Christina in that skin-tight Wonder Suit!

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The last time we saw Jessica Biel on screen, the exciting actress was hangin’ tough with the testosterone-fueled dudes of The A-Team (2010). Now Jessica is shooting the remake of Total Recall in Canada, and photos from the set show Jessica buffer than she’s been in years. Signing pictures for fans during a break in shooting, Jessica displayed bulked-up, muscular arms that look fit to tear a telephone book in half. Or a pair of pants. Just sayin’.

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…by which we mean mouth. Sorry, fellas. Apparently Megan Fox’s departure from the Transformers franchise had less to do with her acting talent (suspicious as they may be) and more with her propensity for shooting her mouth off, on and off the set. Turns out the order to axe Fox came straightaway from Hollywood God himself, aka Steven Spielberg. Spielberg, whose relatives died in the Holocaust and has donated millions to the US Holocaust Memorial Museum, apparently doesn’t suffer Hitler jokes lightly. After Fox compared Transformers director Michael Bay to “Hitler” in a press conference, Bay says word instantly came down from Spielberg’s office: “You know the Hitler thing…fire her right now.” Man, what a Naz…er, nice guy.

See Megan Fox’s spicy screen show, including a peek of bush in her Megan Fox FHM Photo Shoot, on MrSkin.com! Hitler jokes not included.

People have been talking about “Harajuku barbie” Nicki Minaj’s big Arse for years now, and most of the time all they have to say is “wow!” But Coco, wife of actor and former rapper Ice-T, and owner of an awesome posterior herself, is less than impressed with Ms. Minaj’s seat meat. In a new interview with Perez Hilton, Coco claims that Nicki told her herself that dat ass is more full than a Totino’s pizza roll. Then, under further questioning, Coco backtracked and said:

“You know what I say about a lot of stylists that work with me? They work with me, they touch my body, they?re doing stuff all day long. So they?re doing that same thing to Nicki Minaj and they?re saying a little bit different.?

Much like X-Files lovers, Mr. Skin wants to believe. You can stop this now, Nikki- just submit to a touch test, and we can put this all behind us. Heh. behind.

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Ok, ok, so they’re better known for sucking all the air out of scenes than stealing them. That hasn’t stopped Megan Fox and Katie Holmes, who both picked up debatable awards for their questionable oeuvres this week. Megan was honoured by the Maui Film Festival for being “a film artist with heartfelt respect for the environment and a willingness to support the causes she believes in,” ie not for acting. Back in Tinseltown, Katie Holmes received the “Face of the Future” award from the Women in Film Foundation, despite first breaking into the business over 15 years ago with her role on Dawson’s Creek. (Though the award was a marked improvement over last year’s winner, Bette Davis.)

Megan Fox and Katie Holmes might not be Oscar challengers, but they just might get an Anatomy Award- you can see both of them naked at MrSkin.com!

What’s more painful than dancing on pointe and less exciting than a fully clothed lesbian dream sequence? That’s right, Natalie Portman giving birth. After a highly advertised pregnancy that seemed to go on forever, the Black Swan star has given birth to the love child fathered by her French choreographer-turned-fiancee, Benjamin Millepied. The couple welcomed a baby boy on Tuesday- no other details, including the young Portman-Millepied’s name, have been released. Congratulations, you crazy kids!

To find pre-pregnancy Natalie baring her porthole in Hotel Chevalier (2007) and more, check her out on MrSkin.com!

Oh, how the tables have turned for Jennifer Aniston. Once the most famous scorned woman in the world when then-husband Brad Pitt left her for the scary-sexy appeal of Angelina Jolie, Jennifer’s resume now reads “actress/spokesmodel/homewrecker.” Obviously Jennifer’s flirtatious relationship with actor Justin Theroux has caused the end of his 14-year relationship with live-in girl Heidi Bivens, who moved out of the home she had shared with Theroux last weekend. A informant told Page Six that Justin had initially told his lady love that he and Jennifer were “just friends”, but now that their sexual relationship is common knowledge in Movie Industry, he’s officially ending it.

Is Jennifer’s booty worth the sacrifice? Judge for yourself with every Jennifer Aniston nude scene on MrSkin.com!

She may be a former Playboy centerfold whose partner is one of the most famous philanderers in rock, but apparently Shannon Tweed does have a breaking point, and Gene Simmons has crossed it. The couple came on the Today show this morning to promote their reality show Gene Simmons Family Jewels, and the chemistry between the two was definitely frosty. When pictures of Gene with anonymous female fans were shown, and he said he “didn’t know them, except from the pictures,” Shannon sardonically replied “Please. What he means is he didn’t know their names.” Yikes! Though neither of the two told their current relationship status, Tweed said on-air that the relationship “has pretty much unraveled already” and that the new season of Family Jewels documents the fallout.

To see (probably) newly single Shannon Tweed’s Family Jewels, like her bush-baring scene in Scandalous Behavior (2000), check her out on MrSkin.com!