Celebrity Thong

Ever since Emma Watson pitched tent in the US for college, she’s been on the paparazzi’s radar more and more often. Which also means the chances we’ll see this lovely Brit in compromising situations is a lot higher than it ever was. So we owe these nipslip pictures of Emma Watson to our highly-skilled paparazzi people over at Hollywood that we can enjoy a jerk off session inspired by our little Hermione’s sweet boobs .

And the whole world knows we’re in need of some real nipple sightings of Emma Watson. We’ve seen her mature into a tasty English hottie, and while we’re 50/50 with her pixie haircut, this little titty peek kicked us off the fence and we’re rooting 100% for more nude pictures of Emma Watson! Now, if the paparazzo went the extra mile and coaxed the other titty out for a complete view…

I remember Elizabeth Hurley as the sexy Devil in Bedazzled, charming her way into manipulating a lovelorn man. And ever since, I had lusted to get a glimpse of those gorgeous pair of yummy huge tits.

And thank goodness, these hot topless pictures of her came out. You really got to love the paps as they snap at her running with those humongous hooters bouncing up and down. And it didn’t help that she covered her face with sunglasses and a wraparound ’cause man, I’d know to whose face that 36-23-34 body belongs to. Ooh yummy! I could just close my eyes and have my face deep into the crevices of those perky bazookas.

Well, these sultry topless photos of Elizabeth Hurley just proves two things: first, Hugh Grant is an ass for leaving her and two, her body is still one hot yummy piece of boob heaven.

We don’t always get a glipse of Tila Tequila’s tits…wrapped up in clothing. But for the Rolling Stone AMA after party, this reality star from A Shot of Love opted to cover her perky nipples and gave us mean front row seats to her awesome cleavage instead.

Then again, who’s to say she wouldn’t be stripping her tits naked onstage when given the chance? Mabe that’s why she donned an easy-to-take-off top, something she can just slip out off in a minute, even lesser. But do I hear any complaints? No matter how many times I see those luscious pair of chesticles, I still get turned on when I get a glimpse of them. Images of running my mouth over and over her big hooters while pumping her ass harder and harder always pop in my head.

And just as with these raunchy titty fest pictures of Tila Tequila, my hands instinctively reach for the towel by my bed as I feel a certain wetness in my crotch area.

The American teen couldn’t be more perfectly idealized by AnnaLynne McCord. And when that American teen gets down to wearing bikinis and baring a slender torso and an awesome cleavage, well, the world might just explode. Or my cock might, at least. Which it has already done. More than once. But that’s only after I fapped to these sexy bikini pictures of AnnaLynne McCord.

Before the paparazzi caught pictures of AnnaLynne McCord in a bikini, she was in a tight, body-hugging wetsuit. That alone was enough sexiness for me to flip out my boner, but I held back because I knew she had to slip out of that suit eventually. And slip out she did, with her tight body and tits coming out like a fucking butterfly out of its cocoon. And not long after, my cum came out of my cock like, er, cum coming out of a cock. Yeah, I’m still a bit knocked out after seeing this hot blonde babe flash her racks at me.

Or did she really? I might be having false memories after seeing AnnaLynne McCord in a bikini. I have these memories of us skipping naked in the beach, sipping margaritas by the sinking sun, and fucking rough until we shifted enough sand to shelter us for the night…

Having cravings for one chocolate tit? How about two? You people are in for a treat, because some lucky paparazzo found the perfect spot to take pictures of Rosario Dawson’s caramel boobies in an angle that needs to be done for all fucking pictures of chicks! Amirite?!

Seriously, seeing Rosario Dawson’s mammaries from atop just completed my day. This is the reason God made tits! Celebrities should walk around bent low so guys won’t have to crane and break their necks looking for the sweet spot in their blouses. Rosario Dawson was even pleasant about getting perved up by the peeping tom who got lucky and gave us pictures of her huge boobies. Bitch probably got tittyfucked previously and was left in a good mood.

And who wouldn’t tittyfuck her? Sometimes a chick’s boobs are too large to ignore during sex that not even a rub can satisfy. No, you have to stick your cock in between those plush puppies, hump her like mad and let your cum shoot on her open mouth! That’s how you make proper use of a bouncing pair of tits!

Man, if these cleavage pictures of Rosario Dawson are already making me ramble on about pervy stuff, imagine what they’d do to you guys. I’m steering clear.

Oh Coco. What would the beach scene be like without your fine, lardy ass leaving cavernous ass prints in the sand? If you have a fetish for seeing thong bikinis disappearing into somebody’s ass crack, look no further and see Coco Austin’s backdoor boulders in a thong bikini.

Only the most adventurous dildos would dare stick their peen into Coco’s mega ass, but to do so would probably be like entering the pearly gates of heaven. I bet it would be heaven as well to fill up Coco’s ass tunnel with your pearly gobs of cum and have room for something like a rimming  for her, huh? Somebody with an ass that monolithic must have an insatiable thirst for anal fucking.

And the best thing about Coco is you can flip her around on her back and you’ve got equally large melons to tittyfuck when you get tired of plumbing her infinite ass cave! That’s a double deal nobody would like to pass up. So don’t pass up on these pictures of Coco’s ass in a bikini, or you’re one stupid fuck.

Somebody like Naomi Campbell who’s got a laundry list of legal issues concerning attacking people with jewel-encrusted cellphones certainly has to be great in bed. Where I came up with the conclusion, I most have no idea. But if she’s wild enough to take a swing at her housekeeper, her driver, a cop, and her assistant (basically her whole fucking entourage), she’s most likely wild enough to give in to rowdy, bondage-heavy sex.

Anyway, here’s Naomi Campbell sashaying her cunt off and looking drunk enough to beat her dance partner with a champagne bottle. No matter what bad thing you hear about her, Naomi Campbell still manages to attract a large fanbase of horny men in her wake. It’s probably with the same abandon she has going on here that she fails to notice a sneaky paparazzo taking the money shot with her exposed beaver from one floor below. It’s good advertisement for Naomi if she’s looking for a quick fuck with a perv who’s a bit iffy about the struggling-with-the-panties part of a quickie behind the bar counter.

But despite all the bad press she’s gotten, Naomi Campbell is still a quality skank who loves flashing her vagina, so that definitely counts as something. When all that’s left to do is push your cock up Naomi’s panty-less pussy, you’re already safe from getting scratched in the face for the wrong reasons.

Karen Mulder proves that former supermodels will never run out of chances to flaunt what they’ve got, no matter the occasion. Here’s the hot Dutch ex-model lounging on a yacht with her tits out and showing the paparazzi she’s still got the firm, sexy boobies to attract dudes from all over.

By the way, who the fuck is the paparazzo who got lucky in the middle of the sea and caught a few pictures of Karen Mulder’s tits? Yeah, well ok, the yacht's probably docked somewhere we can’t see, but kudos to him that we get to jack off to this hot babe’s MILF tits.

And where is this flipping loveboat? I want to get on too and motorboat my way to Karen Mulder, not to mention all the other hot ladies huddling close to her mama melons. Karen Mulder’s titty pictures need a bad spanking from us guys and a good dash of cum, yeah?

I’m torn between seeing Lindsay Lohan completely sobering up and just letting her be the hot mess she is. But after seeing Lindsay Lohan stepping out in a seethrough top the other day and providing fodder for my fapping habits, I’m leaning more to seeing the slut fuck up her life, if it means seeing the hot freckles on her tits more often.

You can’t help but be sorry for the chick, who was once the next hot thing. Now, all she’s got are two fame hungry whores for parents sniffing out her coke residues, several checks in and out of rehab, and film projects in her name being pulled out left and right. At this low point in her life, Lindsay has nothing to lose now by showing us more titty sightings and leaving us with a happier picture, if only for just a few, fap-heavy minutes.

While we wait for her entry into the porn industry, let’s take a look back more of Lindsay Lohan’s seethrough moments and titty exposures.

There’s nothing more pleasing to the cock than a slutty Playboy model bent over and showing us a nice pussy angle. These lewd bikini pics of Karissa Shannon are already perfect, but what could have set the fireworks off were if her delicious twin sister Kristina showed off her pussy bulge too. Well, we can’t have everything, but again, Karissa Shannon is good enough already.

And Karissa Shannon is slutty enough to skip the stupid paparazzi pictures and lead us to where the goods are at. That’s one meaty cameltoe bulging from her pink bikini that I’m tempted to reach out and pluck like I’m picking some nasty forbidden fruit.

I bet if I tricked Karissa’s unworthy boyfriend to leave for a good hour or so, I’d find a wet and throbbing pussy waiting for me inside that hot bikini Karissa Shannon is wearing. Every man deserves to rub one out at the sight of this hot chick’s cameltoe pictures, and even rub the quivering cunt hidden from sight. I know Karissa is willing to get your dick slid up her tasty vag, since she’s already propped up and bent over like an obedient slut, and all you need to do is check her out.