Celebrity Thong

Karen Mulder proves that former supermodels will never run out of chances to flaunt what they’ve got, no matter the occasion. Here’s the hot Dutch ex-model lounging on a yacht with her tits out and showing the paparazzi she’s still got the firm, sexy boobies to attract dudes from all over.

By the way, who the fuck is the paparazzo who got lucky in the middle of the sea and caught a few pictures of Karen Mulder’s tits? Yeah, well ok, the yacht's probably docked somewhere we can’t see, but kudos to him that we get to jack off to this hot babe’s MILF tits.

And where is this flipping loveboat? I want to get on too and motorboat my way to Karen Mulder, not to mention all the other hot ladies huddling close to her mama melons. Karen Mulder’s titty pictures need a bad spanking from us guys and a good dash of cum, yeah?

This is the first thong picture we have seen here of Rihanna on Celebrity Thongs.  We have been waiting for her for a while, and its finaly here.  There havent been any updates lately, but hey its summer, and Ive been in the sun, so here is Rihanna in a thong, and I think its a pretty damn good return to Celebrity Thongs.  Stay tuned for more regular updates.

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I’m torn between seeing Lindsay Lohan completely sobering up and just letting her be the hot mess she is. But after seeing Lindsay Lohan stepping out in a seethrough top the other day and providing fodder for my fapping habits, I’m leaning more to seeing the slut fuck up her life, if it means seeing the hot freckles on her tits more often.

You can’t help but be sorry for the chick, who was once the next hot thing. Now, all she’s got are two fame hungry whores for parents sniffing out her coke residues, several checks in and out of rehab, and film projects in her name being pulled out left and right. At this low point in her life, Lindsay has nothing to lose now by showing us more titty sightings and leaving us with a happier picture, if only for just a few, fap-heavy minutes.

While we wait for her entry into the porn industry, let’s take a look back more of Lindsay Lohan’s seethrough moments and titty exposures.

There’s nothing more pleasing to the cock than a slutty Playboy model bent over and showing us a nice pussy angle. These lewd bikini pics of Karissa Shannon are already perfect, but what could have set the fireworks off were if her delicious twin sister Kristina showed off her pussy bulge too. Well, we can’t have everything, but again, Karissa Shannon is good enough already.

And Karissa Shannon is slutty enough to skip the stupid paparazzi pictures and lead us to where the goods are at. That’s one meaty cameltoe bulging from her pink bikini that I’m tempted to reach out and pluck like I’m picking some nasty forbidden fruit.

I bet if I tricked Karissa’s unworthy boyfriend to leave for a good hour or so, I’d find a wet and throbbing pussy waiting for me inside that hot bikini Karissa Shannon is wearing. Every man deserves to rub one out at the sight of this hot chick’s cameltoe pictures, and even rub the quivering cunt hidden from sight. I know Karissa is willing to get your dick slid up her tasty vag, since she’s already propped up and bent over like an obedient slut, and all you need to do is check her out.

Wow Shakira in the tiniest thong we have ever seen here on celebrity thongs.  Looks like shes shooting a new music video, she has a thong slip while dancing.  This so far has to be the best picture of the year, with a thong that small.  Shakira is one of the hottest pop stars in the world right now, and she just increases her popularity with thong slips like this.  Enjoy the picture guys, becasue its probably going to be a while till we get a small little thong like this again.

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What a rebelle fleur indeed. Of course, this isn’t the first time we see Rihanna’s tits peering out of her non-clothes, but you’ve got to be grateful Hollywood has these ‘artistic’ non-conformists to populate the streets daily with fresh boob sightings.

I guess Rihanna realized the grave grammatical error in her new tat, which is why she’s doing everything she can to tear our gazes from it with her Rated R titties. And she’s doing it just fine. One look at those delicious pair of tits sheltered behind her sheer funeral bib black top and horrid tattoo errors are gone from your head and replaced with nothing but squeezing your cock in between those fine titties of hers. Hell, if she really wanted to be rebellious, she should rip the stupid top off and have rough, wild sex with all the guys in town. She should have enough cumstains caking her body by then to cover up the ink in her neck, so it’s win-win.

Even if Rihanna’s done some odd decisions lately, like dunking her hair in strawberry Kool-Aid or hiring a tattoo artist who apparently dropped out of Basic French, you know she will always save the day with her topless titty pictures ready to cover up.

Jenny McCarthy looking amazingly good in her hot white little thong.  The former playboy playmate still looks good after all these years.  She was one of the hottest women of the 90′s and 2000′s and I cant believe how good she looks still.  Jenny McCarthy can still strut her stuff walking around in that white thong, and Im glad we still get hot thong shots of this super sexy milf.

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What can I say, Lady Gaga’s naked pursuits simply best everyone else in Hollywood when it comes to crazy exposures and naked crowd surfing orgies. Wait, what?

Yeah, that’s right. At the 2010 Lollapalooza Festival in Chicago last Friday, Lady Gaga came up on stage with Semi-Precious Weapons in a fucking fishnet suit with only two glittering stars preventing her titties from going completely naked. The Fame Monster got into some frenzied bacchanalian seizure on stage (probably from snorting an extra heavy line of powdered Christmas baubles or some shit the night previously) and leapt on to the tight crowd’s reaching arms. Lady Gaga never surfed far off into the audience because security immediately dragged her ass back onstage. Shit was great while it lasted, and Lady Gaga probably orgasmed from all the rough perverts who felt her plainly exposed titties while she was doing her whim-of-the-moment BS in their hands.

Now let’s say it all together: too easy, Lady Gaga. The paparazzi must have prayed extra hard to the god of stalking to have been given Lady Gaga and her naked gambols in the streets of Hollywood and onstage. If she weren’t surrounded by her friends all the time, she’d probably fuck a mail box in her lobster headpiece and call that shit art. She’s both a sight that causes multi-colored unicorn hallucinations and an uncontrollable stiffness in the cock area, so thank you Lady Gaga, you make it too easy.

Eva Longoria, the Desperate Housewives star, ok well the hottest Desperate Housewives star is showing her thong through her tight spandex pants.  Their kind of yoga pants, but their not.  Ah who cares, this is Eva Longoria in a Visable Thong Line, I mean how nice would it be for us to be at that event, when she is wearing this outfit, and walking behind her watching her little thong show through her pants.  Ok Im rambling now, but you can tell that I like Eva Longoria, and am very happy we have this thong picture of her.

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So underneath all the extraterrestrial costumes, the cigarette shades, the galaxy-inspired gowns, the frigging lobster headpiece, and every other fashion oddity known to man, Lady Gaga is, after all, prone to human, dirty slip ups. In a sexy pool wrestling match with some of her bitches, Lady Gaga was spotted with a precious titty dangling from her upset bikini top while she had her vagina clamped around the back of her boyfriend’s neck. That tit has probably been hallucinating far too long from all the polyester and fucked up fabric they’ve been draped with whenever Lady Gaga steps outside to rattle the public with her alien attire.

I wouldn’t deem seeing Lady Gaga’s nipslip as sexy as seeing Angelina Jolie’s bondage pics or Olivia Munn’s freckly boobs, but if these nude pictures of Lady Gaga make you cum in your seat, then be my guest and flip your stiffies out of your pants already. But then again, Lady Gaga has one of the nicer looking jugs around Tinseltown… if only she stopped wearing her neighbor’s discarded old christmas tree decors and wore something to bring out her sexy, slutty curves once in a while, then I’d probably have spilled more cum over her than the other more daring celebrity hos out there.