I’m torn between seeing Lindsay Lohan completely sobering up and just letting her be the hot mess she is. But after seeing Lindsay Lohan stepping out in a seethrough top the other day and providing fodder for my fapping habits, I’m leaning more to seeing the slut fuck up her life, if it means seeing the hot freckles on her tits more often.

You can’t help but be sorry for the chick, who was once the next hot thing. Now, all she’s got are two fame hungry whores for parents sniffing out her coke residues, several checks in and out of rehab, and film projects in her name being pulled out left and right. At this low point in her life, Lindsay has nothing to lose now by showing us more titty sightings and leaving us with a happier picture, if only for just a few, fap-heavy minutes.

While we wait for her entry into the porn industry, let’s take a look back more of Lindsay Lohan’s seethrough moments and titty exposures.

There’s nothing more pleasing to the cock than a slutty Playboy model bent over and showing us a nice pussy angle. These lewd bikini pics of Karissa Shannon are already perfect, but what could have set the fireworks off were if her delicious twin sister Kristina showed off her pussy bulge too. Well, we can’t have everything, but again, Karissa Shannon is good enough already.

And Karissa Shannon is slutty enough to skip the stupid paparazzi pictures and lead us to where the goods are at. That’s one meaty cameltoe bulging from her pink bikini that I’m tempted to reach out and pluck like I’m picking some nasty forbidden fruit.

I bet if I tricked Karissa’s unworthy boyfriend to leave for a good hour or so, I’d find a wet and throbbing pussy waiting for me inside that hot bikini Karissa Shannon is wearing. Every man deserves to rub one out at the sight of this hot chick’s cameltoe pictures, and even rub the quivering cunt hidden from sight. I know Karissa is willing to get your dick slid up her tasty vag, since she’s already propped up and bent over like an obedient slut, and all you need to do is check her out.

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What a rebelle fleur indeed. Of course, this isn’t the first time we see Rihanna’s tits peering out of her non-clothes, but you’ve got to be grateful Hollywood has these ‘artistic’ non-conformists to populate the streets daily with fresh boob sightings.

I guess Rihanna realized the grave grammatical error in her new tat, which is why she’s doing everything she can to tear our gazes from it with her Rated R titties. And she’s doing it just fine. One look at those delicious pair of tits sheltered behind her sheer funeral bib black top and horrid tattoo errors are gone from your head and replaced with nothing but squeezing your cock in between those fine titties of hers. Hell, if she really wanted to be rebellious, she should rip the stupid top off and have rough, wild sex with all the guys in town. She should have enough cumstains caking her body by then to cover up the ink in her neck, so it’s win-win.

Even if Rihanna’s done some odd decisions lately, like dunking her hair in strawberry Kool-Aid or hiring a tattoo artist who apparently dropped out of Basic French, you know she will always save the day with her topless titty pictures ready to cover up.

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What can I say, Lady Gaga’s naked pursuits simply best everyone else in Hollywood when it comes to crazy exposures and naked crowd surfing orgies. Wait, what?

Yeah, that’s right. At the 2010 Lollapalooza Festival in Chicago last Friday, Lady Gaga came up on stage with Semi-Precious Weapons in a fucking fishnet suit with only two glittering stars preventing her titties from going completely naked. The Fame Monster got into some frenzied bacchanalian seizure on stage (probably from snorting an extra heavy line of powdered Christmas baubles or some shit the night previously) and leapt on to the tight crowd’s reaching arms. Lady Gaga never surfed far off into the audience because security immediately dragged her ass back onstage. Shit was great while it lasted, and Lady Gaga probably orgasmed from all the rough perverts who felt her plainly exposed titties while she was doing her whim-of-the-moment BS in their hands.

Now let’s say it all together: too easy, Lady Gaga. The paparazzi must have prayed extra hard to the god of stalking to have been given Lady Gaga and her naked gambols in the streets of Hollywood and onstage. If she weren’t surrounded by her friends all the time, she’d probably fuck a mail box in her lobster headpiece and call that shit art. She’s both a sight that causes multi-colored unicorn hallucinations and an uncontrollable stiffness in the cock area, so thank you Lady Gaga, you make it too easy.

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So underneath all the extraterrestrial costumes, the cigarette shades, the galaxy-inspired gowns, the frigging lobster headpiece, and every other fashion oddity known to man, Lady Gaga is, after all, prone to human, dirty slip ups. In a sexy pool wrestling match with some of her bitches, Lady Gaga was spotted with a precious titty dangling from her upset bikini top while she had her vagina clamped around the back of her boyfriend’s neck. That tit has probably been hallucinating far too long from all the polyester and fucked up fabric they’ve been draped with whenever Lady Gaga steps outside to rattle the public with her alien attire.

I wouldn’t deem seeing Lady Gaga’s nipslip as sexy as seeing Angelina Jolie’s bondage pics or Olivia Munn’s freckly boobs, but if these nude pictures of Lady Gaga make you cum in your seat, then be my guest and flip your stiffies out of your pants already. But then again, Lady Gaga has one of the nicer looking jugs around Tinseltown… if only she stopped wearing her neighbor’s discarded old christmas tree decors and wore something to bring out her sexy, slutty curves once in a while, then I’d probably have spilled more cum over her than the other more daring celebrity hos out there.

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While those weird-looking spikes on Gossip Girl hottie’s dress are pretty much attention-grabbing, what I’m really distracted from are Kristin Cavallari’s cleavage that proves just exactly how desirable she is. I’ve had my share of flapjack titties before but I have to say Kristin Cavallari’s tits would definitely be in my top three list. Look at how sweet and succulent her breasts are. They may look way apart but that only shows how many thick cocks have motorboated those sweet knockers.

Kristin Cavallari just oozes with confidence, and that’s what makes her even sexier. I guess if you were a girl with a pretty face to go with a nice decent rack it would boost your ego thinking that a shitload of guys are just waiting in line to have their face buried in those soft puppies.