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First, a disclaimer: If any portion of this book, including the dedication, was actually typed out by any one of the Kardashian sisters and not described to a ghost writer while getting a pedicure, then I am the Queen of England. Anyway, ghost written or not, the names Kourtney: Khloe: Kim- KARDASHIAN are splayed across the garish leopard print cover of “Dollhouse,” the sisters’ literary introduction. Naturally, the book is about the exciting comings and goings of a “family in the spotlight.” Despite the parallels to their real life (whatever that means for the Kardashians), Kim says it is partly fictional and “you’ll have to decide for yourself which story lines are true to life, and which ones we dreamed up.” We suggest you pair it with Snooki’s novel, A Shore Thing, the combination of which will render you functionally uneducated. That’s ok- reading is for ugly people, anyway.

See the Kardashian sisters- Kim, Kourtney and Khloe- nude and sexy on MrSkin.com!

See sexy pics of Jennifer Love Hewitt, including her TIT-illating nip slip in The Tuxedo (2002), on MrSkin.com

Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake have had an on-again, off-again relationship for years, and Timberlake recently hit the “off-again” switch when he declared himself “single” at a Friends with Benefits press event. But Jessica is not one to sit at home and cry into a pint of Ben & Jerry’s, no sir- she’s got a multimillion dollar sci-fi reboot to shoot, one that also happens to star a Mr. Colin Farrell. Reports are coming from the set that while Ferrell and Biel haven’t hooked up (at least as far as the little birdies in the crew know), they do have “hot chemistry” and hang out off set, where they are often seen smiling like idiots in each other’s presence. Could Jessica be on her way to for good giving the former N*Sync-er his permanent N*walking papers so she can take a walk on the Irish side? Only time- and the little birdies in the crew- will tell.

See Jessica Biel give the au naturel perv-formance of a lifetime in Powder Blue (2000) on MrSkin.com!

Witness three decades of nudity from Barbarella herself, Jane Fonda, on MrSkin.com

See Scarlett Johansson nude at MrSkin.com!

Of course, Pinault is just about the only man alive who can afford it- he’s the CEO of PPR Pinault, the $28 billion corp which owns Gucci and Yves St. Laurent, among other high-fashion brands. No word on how Mrs. Pinault, aka Salma Hayek, took the news- though it’s safe to say, if she sees Linda on the street, somebody’s getting beat with a Gucci bag.

It took billions of dollars to put a ring on Salma Hayek, but you can see her au naturel on MrSkin.com!

“Maybe she is just becoming the fat b–h she was born to be. I don’t know. She was a c–t to me. She called me fat for so many f–ing years, so you know what? F–k you, you’re fat too.”

Considering it’s been over a year since Kelly debuted her dramatically slimmed-down new body, she must have been keeping that in for a very long time. Moral of the story? Don’t f*ck with an Osbourne- like elephants, they never forget. Not that we’re comparing you to an elephant, Kelly. Please don’t hurt us!

See XXXtina, aka Christina Aguilera, in slimmer days on MrSkin.com!

Party like it’s 2006 with Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan nude on MrSkin.com!