Celebrity Thong

The long, messy case of Jennifer Lopez vs. Her Ex-Husband’s Girlfriend to whom He Sold a Sex Tape for $1 has just taken an interesting turn: as part of his campaign to ruin the star’s repute that’s unquestionably not fueled by bitterness, he’s now claiming that J-Lo has a secret double life as a necromancy Santeria queen. He says that in the late ’90s his godmother became Jennifer’s Santiera spiritual guide, bathing the singer in chicken blood and performing purifying rituals to help her with her career. He also says he was “never in favor” of the animal killings, but he did it to help Jennifer’s career. Suuuuuuure, and you’re selling her sex tape to donate the profits to charity.

See Jennifer Lopez and Wesley Snipes create some magic with their skinterracial scene in Money Train (1997) on MrSkin.com!

According to a new round of number-crunching from rottentomatoes.com, the worst actress since 1985 is…drumroll please….Jennfier Love Hewitt. Jennifer got this, er, honor for never having appeared in a film that was certified “fresh” (over 60% positive reviews) on the popular website, which aggregates movie reviews from evaluators to get an average score for the film from 0 (all negative reviews) to 100 (all positive reviews). Jennifer’s average score on Rotten Tomatoes is 18.9, thanks to turkeys like “Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit” (7 percent), “I Know What You Did Last Summer” (35 percent), “I Still Know What You Did Last Summer” (7 percent), and both “Garfield” movies (15 percent and 11 percent, respectively).

Mr. Skin might not be a movie evaluators, but he knows what he likes, and he LOVES Jennifer Love Hewitt’s plentiful front boobage. Check her impressive boobs, including a nip slip in The Tuxedo (2002), on MrSkin.com!

Proof that star is not in and of itself a debilitating brain disease, tabloid-shunning hollywood celeb Jennifer Connelly, who rarely turns up on hollywood star news sites (unless she’s out spreading the good word for Amnesty International), has just proclaimed the birth of her third child. Agnes Lark, Jennifer’s daughter by husband of 8 years Paul Bettany, was born at home via a scheduled water birth on May 31. And we’re guessing Jennifer didn’t take any pictures with her cell phone.

Luckily Jennifer Connelly’s not so timid about baring skin on screen- check out her 7 career au naturel roles, opening with The Hot Spot (1990), on MrSkin.com!

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Ever since Emma Watson pitched tent in the US for college, she’s been on the paparazzi’s radar more and more often. Which also means the chances we’ll see this lovely Brit in compromising situations is a lot higher than it ever was. So we owe these nipslip pictures of Emma Watson to our highly-skilled paparazzi people over at Hollywood that we can enjoy a jerk off session inspired by our little Hermione’s sweet boobs .

And the whole world knows we’re in need of some real nipple sightings of Emma Watson. We’ve seen her mature into a tasty English hottie, and while we’re 50/50 with her pixie haircut, this little titty peek kicked us off the fence and we’re rooting 100% for more nude pictures of Emma Watson! Now, if the paparazzo went the extra mile and coaxed the other titty out for a complete view…

Greek-American actress and television personality Maria Menounos is known in America for her appearances as a correspondent for Today and Access Hollywood, but pretty soon she’ll be known for having her pussy exposed while frolickining at the beach. Thank goodness our trusty paparazzi guy was at the right spot at the right time took out his camera and started taking pictures of her and he indeed got some of the best shots of Maria Menounos’ pussy fully exposed while playing in the water with her succulent gash captured in full vivid detail.

I bet you couldn’t believe your eyes with what you are seeing but we aren’t faking these, guys! And we are so damn lucky to get hold of these steamy paparazzi photos that  are yours to download and cherish once you access Paparazzi Stalkers today and get the entire set of the latest sleazy paparazzi photos that will keep you masturbating non-stop until the break of dawn!

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Bianca Gascoigne has got to be the hottest British glamour model there is today! I mean, she must have tons of horny bastards of all ages, all over the world, fantasizing about her! Myself, included. I must admit that when she first she appeared on the TV series Love Island, I hardly paid attention to the other stuff going on in the reality series! Oh yes, my eyes were completely glued to Bianca Gascoigne and all her hotness.

Bianca Gascoigne is one hot motherfucker and here’s why: she has a hot pair of breasts, a firm, bouncing ass, and I can only imagine that her pussy is fucking tight, just like prom night! Just check out these sizzling paparazzi photos of Bianca Gascoigne modelling her tight bikini  body and displaying her ample cleavage. She is just too much to handle and these sexy pics of Bianca Gascoigne are enough to make me jerk off!

To see more of hot Bianca Gascoigne on a yacht in a bikini displaying her curves and cleavage, head on over to Paparazzi Stalkers.

I remember Elizabeth Hurley as the sexy Devil in Bedazzled, charming her way into manipulating a lovelorn man. And ever since, I had lusted to get a glimpse of those gorgeous pair of yummy huge tits.

And thank goodness, these hot topless pictures of her came out. You really got to love the paps as they snap at her running with those humongous hooters bouncing up and down. And it didn’t help that she covered her face with sunglasses and a wraparound ’cause man, I’d know to whose face that 36-23-34 body belongs to. Ooh yummy! I could just close my eyes and have my face deep into the crevices of those perky bazookas.

Well, these sultry topless photos of Elizabeth Hurley just proves two things: first, Hugh Grant is an ass for leaving her and two, her body is still one hot yummy piece of boob heaven.

We don’t always get a glipse of Tila Tequila’s tits…wrapped up in clothing. But for the Rolling Stone AMA after party, this reality star from A Shot of Love opted to cover her perky nipples and gave us mean front row seats to her awesome cleavage instead.

Then again, who’s to say she wouldn’t be stripping her tits naked onstage when given the chance? Mabe that’s why she donned an easy-to-take-off top, something she can just slip out off in a minute, even lesser. But do I hear any complaints? No matter how many times I see those luscious pair of chesticles, I still get turned on when I get a glimpse of them. Images of running my mouth over and over her big hooters while pumping her ass harder and harder always pop in my head.

And just as with these raunchy titty fest pictures of Tila Tequila, my hands instinctively reach for the towel by my bed as I feel a certain wetness in my crotch area.

I have said it again and again: Big Brother is a big naughty sleazebag. I mean, look at how almost all females evictees from his house turn into full grown all out boob flashing cock sucking attention grabbing whores? Take Imogen Thomas for example.

She was a former Miss Wales in 2003 before joining Big Brother UK. But all that seems too many details to delve into so let’s just go ahead and focus on the tit popping She-Devil costume she wore for this year’s Halloween. I’d love to let those big hooters out of their tight enclosing and sink my face in between. I’m a willing victim to this juicy red menace. Just tell me what you want me to do, it’s done in a sec. Just spread your legs wide….

Man, just looking at these naughty naked pictures of Imogen Thomas are enough to get me to pre-cum. Let me leave you pervs then while I fish for my cock and have Imogen suck all the juice out. So long!